john kerry

1. any person supported by a new generation of hippies who have no appreciation for the freedoms that they enjoy everyday.

2. a would-be military hero, turned spineless traitor, turned spineless senator, turned horrible spineless presidential candidate.

3. any person who celebrates their freedom by throwing their military service medals into a gutter in a public display of ingratitude.

John Kerry lost...GET OVER IT!

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John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.

Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"

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John Day

town in eastern Oregon..aka.. john dodge,dodge,j.d. one stop light town

im heading to John Day to see family

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Johns Creek

Home of all the tools and douchebags who either drive lifted trucks or Jeep cherokees. There is nothing to do there, so most fags decide to go to club saturn and higher their self-confidence by dancing with ugly chinks and fat girls. While some people may feel cool, it is the hot-spot for queers and fags.

Hey "bro", let's go play lax in the hood.
Dude your so JC.
That truck is totally from the JC.
I have a fever, and the only perscription is more Johns Creek.

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John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

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john cenad

When a girl thinks she is sleeping by herself, but you penetrate her our of nowhere

Girl: "I can feel my butthole tearing. Did I just get john cenad?"
Boy: "You can't see this"

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John moment

A bruh moment, but more specific. One suffers a "john moment" when they get curved hard by a girl, especially when they get in a fight with their parents over moving in with her but get dumped in a few months, with said girl going back to her ex that one was a temporary replacement for.

Person 1: "So this girl I was dating just broke up with me and went back to chilling with the dude she was with before me."
Person 2: "Yikes now that's a john moment."

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