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When she makes that ass clap with maxime efficiency and sucks your soul out 180 style
ayo last night your girl made that big fat ass making it clap 360 glizzy goble --O-- : say guy 1
... fuck nah : say guy 2
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When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
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The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie
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This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)
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Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude
Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!
Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day
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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
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