Mediterranean milk farts

The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.

Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.

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chocolate milk

After tossing salad (eating ass) when a person drinks milk from the carton. The normal milk then becomes chocolate milk. Used as a verb, to describe tossing salad in extreme cases.

Megan is so freaking hot, I would chocolate milk the shit out of her. Srs.

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rotten milk

pretentious milk that sat too long in the fridge that was not drank quick enough.

the rotten milk tastes sour.

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Mother Mary's Milk

For those who practice safe sex and for woman who can't get enough man milk. this is a simple way for your girlfriend to recieve her daily consumption of man medicine without having to pull out early. After blowing your load in the condom, remove said profalactic. Get your girlfriend to kneel infront of you if praying to Mother Mary herself and then empty contents of condom into her mouth like a tube of toothpaste!

After blowing my load in the condom, Jane knelt infront of me and begged to have it skirted in her mouth! Dirty Bitch!

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fat-fuck milk

White substance leaking from a fat set of moobs.

"The real scum of the Earth is left behind from your moobs dragging on the side walk leaving fat-fuck milk everywhere".

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Spicy Dick Milk

When you accidentally touch your dick with something hot and you have to cool it off and you think of milk, the milk immediately becomes Spicy Dick Milk

Man: I was seasoning some food and some fell onto my penis and it was so spicy that I had to stick it in some milk

Other Man: Thats called Spicy Dick Milk.

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columbian breast milk

Top shelf breast milk. Drunken by P Diddy as he only drinks the finest breasts milks.

I only drink the finest breast milk. (Clinks two empty milk bottles together) That Columbian breast milk tho!

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