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The best type of person, although he will steal your bagel and spend an obscene amount of time mowing the lawn
Nick is a very weird guy , he likes sports and loves to play safety belt with his siblings although he is strange guy ... Well he still is strange .
1. That dude strange
That's a Nick.
2. That dude good at sports
That's nick
The legend has it, that to be called A Nick, you surpass all masculinities because your cock is so big.
Nick is the first vessel of the Archangel Lucifer in Supernatural and the one who gave him actual fangirls (not girls who think they're a fan who just want to fuck Tom Ellis). All Sam Winchester (played by Jared Padalecki) did was make him hot as all Hell.
Girl #1: So, what would you say is the best thing about Nick?
Girl #2: He's Lucifer's first and primary vessel.
Girl #1: Lame response.
Girl #2: Oh, come on. It isn't like he comes to you with the red horns and tail. He comes to you as everything you ever wanted.
Girl #1: No, everything you've ever wanted.
Girl #2: *gasps* Lucist.
Girl #1: Obsessive fangirl that loves Satan.
Girl #2: I am not obsessive.
Girl #1: Sure, you aren't.
The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.
That guy, he is drunk and bowling, also he may be bald, he's a Nick.