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When you just start dating a girl that has kids and you have to sneak your ass over there to get some.
Man I can’t wait to have some ninja nights with this new chick I met.
Man, my homie got a tattoo by Ninja Needles and it's the shit!
Ninja Needles, man.... He's gonna be remembered someday.
Someone who can cook one fine meatloaf.
Dad was the finest ninja supreme in the world; he made meatloaf better than anyone on Great Chefs of the World.
when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history
- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth
Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!
when a ninja freeze on the facetime
Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!
Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.
What?
Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.
Bob wait!