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A term amongst motorcycle riders. While riding with a passenger, stop, strip to nude, and continue the ride
Jim was almost arrested the other night when he was pulled over during a breezy ride with Michelle.
To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.
person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.
The feeling when you've been mounted in MO2 so long that the Jotun beneath you feels attached to your anatomy.
Sig: "I've been scrotun riding for hours."
When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.
My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.
When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.
Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.
a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.