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When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.
Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.
Tiffany: *blushes*
Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)
Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.
He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.
Have Having Had a boot means same as chasing the dragon = smoking heroin on tin foil.
In top boy Jaq see that lauren had a boot before getting in bath and died. (Must've took something else or been other contributing factors coz that's not possible)
Everyone thought Kelly was fit until this is England 90 when she's caught having a boot in bathroom (why not lock the door?!)
Heroin addict needed to have a boot to stop cold turkey withdrawl
Synonym for 'never'
Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time
A phrase used by a gruff, salty, negging character to say that he/she/they would like to have intimate relations with an attractive person walking by; a “cat-call”, as said to a buddy or chum
Two people (persons A and B) leaning against a building staring at an attractive person walking by
Person A to B : “Oy- I’d have a snap at that Tabby!” proceeds to make barking noise or growls
See: Rude
what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO
Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((