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When someone follows/friends another to stalk their social media but then decides to block them
I thought he was interested in me, but then he stalk n blocked me the next day.
The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.
"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."
When you watch TikTok all day and realize it’s massively interfering with your dating life.
Girl, you have to get off TikTok for a day and try a dating app instead, you’re tok-blocking yourself into staying single!
It’s National Rillian Block day he is to be treated like a king
Person 1: Hey yk what day it is
Person 2: Ya it’s Rillian Block day we should treat him like a king
a. When you or a new partner suggest a shower or some sexual adventure and the other partner doesn't seem very excited about it. You may wonder if they aren't that into you, or not that into your sexy idea, when it turns out that they just had to poo and were too shy to say anything.
b. when you are too close to having a poo that sex doesn't seem like a good idea
The morning after the first sleepover, BJ suggested that they take a shower and he would wash her back, then they could crawl back in bed. She was quiet for a minute and didn't seem very excited about the idea. He wondered if she wasn't so into him or didn't want him. After an awkward silence, she said she had to go poo and didn't want to stink up the only bathroom where the shower was. He wondered how many people get poo blocked when a candle and an extra 30 minutes would fix the problem.
When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
By far the easiest way to win in an argument, let alone against an insult
I'm blocking you.