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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist August 6, 2015


bang and block

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

by Sgt. Slick October 1, 2015


Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers

Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!

by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022


hustle-block

an unwelcomed interruption in the middle of a hustle/working hard towards a goal (sale, project, game) that sets you back.

Man, Windows froze on me again, right as I was about to finish tomorrow's sales presentation! What a freaking hustle-block!

by reginacarla July 21, 2015


SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018


Block and cut

When a sexy guy not feeling a dead ting but don’t wanna be rude so he blocks her and cuts her off

I’m not feeling dis gyal atm

Bruddah do what I did block and cut

by Lengguy12 October 3, 2020


Walk The Block

When a nigga tryin buy some yae on the corner.

Hall: Man my connect all jammed up

Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae

by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016