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When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.
"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"
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flight reacts dumbass saying when’s he watching a nba game and, a nba player does something fancy.
Announcer: “steph curry pulls up from half court and banks it! That’s his 8th in a row!”
Flight: thats my kind of shot. I understand what’s it’s like to be hot since it happens to me all the time
Shoot your Shot Wednesday, the fourth Wednesday of every month, is meant to be a day for everyone to shoot their shots. If you have been unsure about whether to shoot your shot, you should wait til Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, as the stars will be aligned for the highest likelihood of success.
Should you shoot your shot and get shot down, there's always next month!
"Dude, I've been wanting to ask this girl to hang out so bad but I don't know if she will be interested"
"Just wait for Shoot Your Shot Wednesday, if she ever says yes, it'll be then"
November is shoot your shot month you can ask anyone out any time you want to without any consequences
Best friend:you know it’s shoot your shot month
Me:what’s that
Best friend:you can ask anyone out without consequences
Me:Hey do you wanna date?
Her:No
Me:you can’t embarrass me because it’s shoot your shot month
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Just like the Boston Shot glass: where a bloke jizz's into two shot glasses and one is inserted in her vagina and the other shot glass is inserted into the arsehole of your partner.
G: Hey Bakes, I gave your grand mother a double boston shot glass.
B: Really?
G: Yeah! I didn't know she could say cheers.
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An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
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Working really hard and getting a lot done, or having a lot of projects going on at one time.
First thing this morning I was shot out of a cannon; now I think I deserve a nap.
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