Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.

Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!

This is a rather popular quote from the dubbed version of the anime; Death Note. All anime fans know this quote and it is possibly one of the most epic anime moments ever.

Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: ZOMG HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN!
Kira: I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT!
Fangirls: *faints*

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Take you up the beachhut

Another term for making love / shagging / having sex, etc.

I know this place.. Can I take you up the beachhut?

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taking a page out of my book

Attempting to copy or steal someone's idea or mannerism.

He's wearing a red hat like I do, he's taking a page out of my book .

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Come take your contacts off

Follow me into the bathroom where we will engage in sexual activities; such as Oral sex

Person 1: Come take your contacts off
Person 2: sure
...hour later
Person 1: Feeling better
Person: Much

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Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

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take him/her/it behind the woodshed

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating

Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs

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