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when a female lays her hair on the bed/couch, and lets the male hump it or jerk off with her hair.
my girlfriend layed her gorgeous silky long hair on the bed and i fucked the shit out of her hair, over and over and she let me cum in her hair as many times as i wanted, and i had such a wonderful hair fuck. I did this every day. Her hair is so silky when my cock touches it, it almost feels like i am going to cum because its so silky and soft. I love humping her long light brown hair.
She would just lay her silky light brown hair all over the bed and i would sink my cock into her hair and fuck over and over.
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An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.
Bob stubbed his toe on the kitchen table and immediately yelled,"Well fuck a duck!"
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A: What people say when they now see Iraq and Afghanistan on TV.
B: What we say when we go pay our taxes
C: What Bush probably says behind closed doors and in lavish parties when he gets drunk.
D: What Indians would NEVER say to a non-Indian.
E: What Beavis and Butthead say when they are caught for doing stuff like shitting and puking and masturbating on freeways and in school and malls
Cop: get down on your hands you ugly kids! snowblowing in the public is against American law!
Butthead: FUCK AMERICA!
Beavis: yeah.. hehe..Fuck America..shit..fuck..grr..fucking America!
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When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
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Typically a girl who says she'll always be there but will leave when the relationship gets hard.
She will think she is always right. A true fuck girl will throw your past and flaws in your face to make her look good. She will not see you for you now and believe what others say. But a true fuck girl will find a new man fast because typically beautiful and will flaunt him to get a reaction. A girl like this won't ask for anything from a anyone just to keep her with a clean record to throw back at you later. It's hard to spot these girls But if you are feeling unwanted and she shows no effort of change is a good sign. Along with calling mostly every male a fuckboy.
FuckGirl with new bf to ex: "Now that I've seen a big penis you are just tiny"
"well I never asked you to.."
"Look at him.. Him... Him... What a fuckboy!"
Defined fuck girl
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US Slang phr. 1. To mess with or to play around with. 2. To engaged in sexual intercourse with serveral partners at different times.
Don't fuck around with me or I'll kick your ass.
All you do is around with every man you see you whore.
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Not being able to think of anything but sleeping, but it is to early to go to bed
After that big hike today im am Tired as Fuck, but its only 6pm.
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