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The so-called art of repairing something in a half-arsed manor, much like black people do because they are so lazy.
Dude: you totally fixed my TV!
Dude 2: no I just blacked it up by using a wire coat hanger as an aerial.
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when a black man recites a fact that may be known to be true but cannot be proven at that exact moment
"man, i hear that nickle n dima jenny has da loooosest pussy on da block."
"pimp, dat just a black fact"
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Oh hey, have you heard BTS’s new song, Black swan?
Oh yeah, it’s fire!
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The hottest person I ever met (in my DR)
Sirius Black is the hottest gay wizard from the 70’s
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a way to describe your neck after a good night with your s/o
oh yeah me and Jamie had a good time last night i’m black and blue now
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