Clowning

Putting clown face makeup on inatimate objects; like a wall, or vase.

"I saw Jerry painting on that vase the other day"
-"yeah, he was clowning on it"
"What does that mean? Clowning?"
-"Putting clown face makeup on inatimate objects; like a wall, or vase."
"Oh, ok"
-"yeah, he clowned all over that vase so hard"

Clowning

Where someone messes with you either in a realtionship or friendship. Making you look like a clown.

"Shit bro did you hear she was clowning on his feelings"

Clowning

To set aside time to waste time, typically done on one’s phone in one’s bed but can be done in group settings.

I was clowning for three hours before I went to bed last night

Clowning

The entire principle of One Direction fandom.

„One Direction updated a playlist 4 days ago“
„Ah shit. We're clowning agaain“

Clowning

Acting like a "funny" character online but failing so hard to do so that people are wondering if you are being serious and in the process really retarded or plain stupid or really succesfull in doing so.

Clowning is wondering if someone is being stupid or playing a character:

I am wondering if Anunki is Clowing, i'm really not sure. His posts are so weird, nobody knows what he is on.

Clowning

Its a verb related to the noun "Clown" and used when people are acting like retards and folding.

StumbleUpon: Yo England gonna win and im a good factions player!
SplitYoSis: na, you clowning.
StumbleUpon: bans and blocks everyone.
*StumbleUpon clowns more*

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"