he’s a boy who loves xhy and the bestest person 😍🥰.
jacob Madrid is the bestest person to love xhy❤️.
jacob mau a guy who likes big dicks about 20 inches,he say that he likes big dicks because he have a 1.2cm dick
Jacob mau 2002-2016 (i love big dicks and hard ones )
He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.
Doob
"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.
That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.
Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?
Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)
Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy