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A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.
These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."
Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.
Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.
The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):
Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?
Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3
My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
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Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.
Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here
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A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.
I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.
A "General finish"; also a master tactician of great military genius who is inevitably victorious over all his adversaries.
The phrase causes all present to finish all beverages currently in progress.
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I propose a toast? To a certain military genius, master tactician, the General Sir Michael Finish!"
All finish beverages
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Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.
Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?
Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.
A man with a lot of potential and will reach that potential. He is always caring and thinking of others. He is a wonderful boyfriend even though he does have his moments. He is special in every sense of the word. He tends to hide his thoughts and feelings from others but if he does let you in, you feel like you have the world. He is amazing at EVERYTHING he does. He has an awesome body (army strong). He's the type of guy to take care of you when your sick and cheer you up when you're feeling down. He has the best sense of humor and is fluent in sarcasm. He's the guy you would bring home to mom and dad. The type of guy that you can look past all his flaws and see what a beautiful person he is, inside and out. He is the type of guy you want to monopolize and make him your whole world.
person 1: hey that guy is absolutely gorgeous!
person 2: who? you mean that Michael Anthony Wayne Frigeri guy?
person 1: who is that?
person 2: He's the most amazing person in this universe. DUH!
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To tap out a bowl before it is entirely finished, or to "just beat it" out.
"Want to hit this Freddy?" "Nah, Just Michael Jackson it nigga."
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