Black tree frog

a very angry squeaky avocado that doesn't get enough love.

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."

smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him

That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

Poisonous Tree Frog

Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.

That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
No way!!!

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tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse

"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"

Tree-Up

Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up

"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"