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A vagina with extra long lips, flapdragon, that is extremely moist.
Man it's hard to make sweet sweet love to Adam when he's a frothy flap-dragon.
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A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"
Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!
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An asthmatic baby dragon that wheezes small puffs of fire. Just wants to make friends, but ends up accidently burning stuff down, when he forgets his inhaler. The last time was at a furniture store. His friend was really looking forward to that sofa set. It was so soft before it was crispy.
Puff the magic dragon is seriously over having asthma.
Puff the magic dragon wishes he got his name listening to Bob Marley and smoking a bowl instead. He thinks that sounds nice.
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Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."
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A euphemism for having sex and doing drugs
โI was playing dragon city with my girl last nightโ
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v. The activity of rolling up a paperback copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" by esteemed author and professor Jordan B-money Peterson and inserts it into their vagina or rectum
n. A rolled copy of "Twelve Rules for Life" kept for mastibatory purposes.
I got so turned on last night watching a Contrapoints video that I just had to give myself a bad dragon of chaos.
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a phrase for the consumption of 5 Hour Energy
Dude, you trying to ride the red dragon?
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