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National stop posting urban dictionary dates they all fakes and are made up by some random kid on the internet
Rylie : omg it’s October 22 national kiss me who is ready
John: no one dumbass stop posting that shit is annoying with bad breath ass
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It’s April 22 leave a hickey and don’t get caught
It’s April 22 ya should so give her a hickey did of all days today is the day
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A day a real ass bitch / nigga that don’t gaf about a nigga / bitch was born ! They trustworthy, breathtaking and there is only one like them. Don’t do nothing you’ll regret to them because they don’t forget it !
Isn’t that penny b ? Shit it probably is but idgaf I was born in November 22
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National horny/hickie day. Get turned by someone and have some fun.
Today is February 22. You wanna come over.
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january 22 national piggyback day .
Joey : give me a piggyback ride !!
Rachel : why ?
Joey : it’s january 22.. duhh !!
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Similar to a catch 22 but with peeing.
Sometimes when one wakes up in the morning needing to pee really bad, it might be accompanied by morning wood.
If thats the case then the guy is facing a Pee 22 because the strong need to pee is maintaining a hard on and the hard on is preventing him from peeing.
The only way to pee is by eliminating the hard on first.
"The other day I had a pee-22 situation. I sat there for 10 minutes thinking of my grandmother jumping on a trampoline so that I can piss"
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National Little Sister day!
If you have a little sister, show her some Love!
Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!
Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!
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