Fap tent

a tent made with blankets and sticks with tissues inside, for when you have to rub one out or fap in your own little tent with your faptop.

"Jamal get out my fap tent its my turn."
"Tyrone you nigga did you use all the tissues in my fap tent?"
"Son get out of your fap tent time for dinner."
" I have to poop but i cant leave the fap tent."

maintenance fap

You're at a point in your life, bored and unmotivated, no girlfriend, and you fap even though you don't really want to just because you know if you don't you'll probably have a wet dream.

Hm...guess I'll maintenance fap

Fapping Station

Slang term for any computer, especially if it accesses the Internet and is used to download porn.

Finally! My own fapping station!

Super Fap

'Jerking it' extremely fast so you atleast get the satisfaction from cumming before your parents get home; Happens when you're left home alone and decide to fap later than sooner.

-Me "Fuck all, What the hell!"

**Super Fap Engaged**

*VROOOOOMMMMM*

*Splat*

...

"Hey Mommy!"

Panty Fap

When an individual with a panty fetish incorporates panties into their masturbatory rituals. This may include, but is not limited to, wearing panties, sniffing panties, shoving panties into a bodily orifice or holding panties in their fapping hand and physically wanking with them.

I stole some of Rachel’s undies last night out of her gym bag. I’ll be doing a panty fap tonight.

He wrapped the pair of lacy panties around his engorged knob and busted one out from a panty fap.

Sad Fap

When you masturbate for an hour and the orgasm isn't worth it

Promethium : I'm gonna masturbate for an hour and pass out

Peg : I did that the other day and it was a Sad Fap

Tactical Fap

A masturbation session that takes place before sex in order to extend the duration of the sex when it actually happens by not giving the sperm a reasonable amount of time to be produced. Usually this occurs when you are fairly sure that you will in fact have sex and often times the partner is unaware that a "tactical fap" has been carried out.

Knowing he will probably have sex with Amanda tonight, Dylan tactical fapped so that he would last longer.

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