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Anonymous

And, again...

Hym "I'm not anonymous. The week I became Hym they were posting definitions in L33t Sp34k (the format of my password) which means SOMEONE has had my Facebook profile since day one. So, not anonymous. Not a troll either. Greatest psychological mind of all time! Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023


Anonymous

I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...

Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2023


anonymous

The most retarded name for a group of posers. Every teenage kid in his moms basement hiding behind his hoodie wants to be a member of, the stupidest virgins wearing a fucking mask or you could see their nerd face.

"Anonymous or else girls could see me"

by Dixie's finest February 23, 2023


Anonymous

Some urbdic user who holds the record for publishing the most urban dictionary definitions. He's my fucking idol!

Anonymous knows alot of words, the man surely has a masters degree in English

by Rotten Turkey July 30, 2022


Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.

Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.

by Cazador301 July 23, 2016


alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019


Anonymous Hitler

One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.

Jerry becomes such an Anonymous Hitler on the internet.

by WaffleMinifigure July 14, 2013