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Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork
Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going
People who are classy enough to stab their food instead of spooning them like a loving couple.
Imagine not being in Fork Gang and not being able to cut your food without a knife.
cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.
"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."
A plastic fork that has been scratched on the ass by an itchy, booty individual.
I just realized that I ate my salad with a booty fork
When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
fork hunching two people laying in bed beside one another, one laying on back completely flat, the other on side, legs wrapped around other laying flat. Kinda like a knife with the prongs of a fork wrapped around the blade.
My wife won’t quit fork hunching while I’m trying to sleep. I think she may be an insomniac!