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When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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A seaside town in deepest Cornwall. Permanently blocked up with traffic at all times of the year, it is full of drunken tourists.
St Ives is where people queue up for 4 hours just to use the public toilets
A awesome last name, of a holy person
Wow that St. Mary is very great and holy
An international school in Bangkok where druggies and kids who have been expelled from other schools go to, not all a bad school, just known to be worse than others with things like drug dogs coming in to sniff out all the potheads.
"I heard you moved to STA (st andrews) bro, careful smoking up in school there, they do bagchecks and shit."
Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.
St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.
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High school in Miami full of pregnant girls and dumbass guys who swear they are the shit and look like fuckboys that catch the attention of the deperate hoey girls that fight over them
Hey bob did you hear about the girl that got pregnant at that high school?
Oh yeah she goes to St. Brendan
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When you wake up to sirens and helicopters don't worry the bomb squad has taken car of the light fixtures.
Q: Why was World Carnival cancelled?
A: Because the groundskeeps found a fallen lighting fixture and mistaked it for a pipe bomb!!
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