Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

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D-Mail

(n.) Abbreviation of 'drunk e-mail'.

An electronic message sent under the influence of excessive alcohol, usually regretted when sobriety returns.

<Holding head while staring at laptop screen> "Oh, no! I cannot believe I sent a d-mail to Emma last night declaring undying love."

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homey mail

Your personal (home) e-mail and/or e-mail address. Describes the e-mail address you give to your homeys and the mail you get from them. Not your worky mail address or the e-mail you receive at your work address.

Hoping to hear from that dude I met last week. I'm gonna check my homey mail and see if he wrote me.

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Royal Mail

When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.

While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.

They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."

I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.

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White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom

Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

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zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

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Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

My recycle bin is full of snail mail.

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