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rigatoni pasta day

Rigatoni Pasta Day is (or should be) a national holiday. It was originally planned in 2018 (i think idk) for everyone to eat rigatoni pasta on May 24, 2021. Many people believe this should be an official holiday though.

"It's May 24th, rigatoni pasta day!"

by vitamin gummi May 25, 2021

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Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

by LONGDONG KONG January 7, 2020


favourite pasta recipe

Commonly used amongst patients in physch wards as to not alert nurses to what patients are actually talking about. Overall this means that somebody is having suicidal thoughts and to 'share your favourite pasta recipe' is to share ways of committing suicide. If you are felling suicidal please get help you are loved.

Patient 1: what is your favourite pasta recipe?
Patient 2: please don't get help i luv you!

by Brooklynineninefan101 August 2, 2020

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Asta la pasta

1) Silly slang for saying goodbye.

2) Spanish for "Until the pasta"

3) The long lost art of saying goodbye to enriched wheat products.

After I caught my ex-boyfriend Stan surfing child porn it was asta la pasta baby!

by zoloftzantac July 19, 2006

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Fasta pasta ass

A girls backside/asshole that smells of pasta pasta that’s been in the fridge for 3 days

Was fucking this girl and man she had bad fasta pasta ass, Smelt disgusting

by Spencer boi April 7, 2018


Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017


eat my pasta

To perform oral sex on a girl.

Jane: Eat my pasta will you.

John: would you like me to toss your salad while i'm at it?

by Pope sensi November 4, 2007

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