pg-13

Something too risque for young children.

The bra section of the clothing store is too PG-13 for six-year old Billy.

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April 13

APRIL 13 IS NATIONAL PRETTY GIRL DAY , SHOWCASE YOUR BEAUTY AND NATURAL LIGHT , IF YOU UGLY ASL AND LOOK LIKE MOMO THEN YOU CAN GET OFF THIS WEBSITE BUT APRIL 13 IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE THAT ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Mary : Hey
Bob: Hello
Mary : What’s today’s date
Bob : April 13 2019
Mary : I mean what’s today’s nationality

Bob : ohhh , well in that case it’s national Pretty Girl Day

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13 Total

Term used to shorten up the movie title "Six Days and Seven Nights" from 1998.

Box Office: "What movie would you like to see?"
Moviegoer: "13 Total"

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File 13

In entertainment industry jargon, code for "the garbage can." Used when saying "throw this in the garbage" would be impolitic.

Put this script in File 13, would you?

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February 13

2/13

The day on which you must listen to "213" by Slayer

If you do not, you will be forced to by Divine Intervention.

Tom: "Yo bro it's finally February 13"
Jeffrey: "Awesome, I can play 213 on repeat and nobody can stop me"

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september 13

A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.

Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?

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May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

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