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a video that gets everybody excited about being allowed to be sick and tune in for something and then walk away while it continues and creates dirty faggots who end up a problem...i start to believe in hillary clinton's taking things away for the common good
also, it wasn't shit...when you eat shit you die...it is 50% living matter
"what i doubly detest is feces, i will not eat it" - the book of the dead
2 dirty fags and an ugly mug (2 girls 1 cup)
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You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.
I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.
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sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
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Having Mutual oral sex with a midget or someone half you size.
Yeah, this chick was so short that when we sixty-nined it turned into a 34 1/2!
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Boom!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.
Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"
Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)
Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"
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after seeing eachother naked, oral sex, genital contact, you are 1/2 virgin
Bill is 1/2 virgin cuz of what he and his gf did last night
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