20-bit

Measurement of ganja that is dealt in the UK, worth £20.

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Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"

hot 20

A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.

I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.

January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

April 20

The day of Hitlers birthday

"Yo man its April 20"
"Its also hitlers birthday"

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october 20

national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day

oop it’s october 20th nows my chance

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15-20

("fiff-teen twun-tee", noun)
A time period that ranges anywhere from one hour to never.

"Hey man you comin over to hang out or what?"
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"

"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."

"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."

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