January 20

A day where you go see a movie with your s/o regardless of there actually being anything good

Boy: *remembers it’s January 20th*
Boy: *calls gf* “hey it’s January 20 so let’s go see a movie
Gf: but there’s nothing good
Boy: that doesn’t matter
Gf:ok

January 20

National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.

The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.

bf/almost bf: kiss*

gf/almost gf: what was that

him: January 20 bae <3

Coonvid-20

When blacks chimp out, you get a far deadlier pestilence than covid-19. It causes billions of dollars in public damage, and there is a high rate of you getting beaten within an inch of your life if you encounter coonvid-20. Also this virus can infect your local footlockers and other footwear stores and will cause all your merchandise to disappear.

Damn, I thought covid-19 was bad and all, but when I encountered coonvid-20, I knew I was dealing with some serious shit! My uncle’s bar got burnt to the ground because of it!

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20%ers

a person that tp 20% or higher of their check. At a restaurant, club, salon, spa, etc.

"Look, Jen, our bill is $30, We'll leave $7."
Jen: "OK, Shell, ya know, better yet, let's leave $10, they did wait on us hand and foot. And there's 6 bartenders, they all have to divide this money."
Shell: "you're right, service people work SO hard."
Jen: "thank god we're 20%ers and not cheap basterds."

April 20

The day of Hitlers birthday

"Yo man its April 20"
"Its also hitlers birthday"

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october 20

national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day

oop it’s october 20th nows my chance

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15-20

("fiff-teen twun-tee", noun)
A time period that ranges anywhere from one hour to never.

"Hey man you comin over to hang out or what?"
"Yeah, be there in like 15-20"

"Where the hell are you, its 2am!"
"Oh, I'm only 15-20 out."

"How much longer till you get here?"
"15-20."

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