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National kiss you’re almost gf/bf day.
The most especial day of the year cause if you do it you have a surprise.
bf/almost bf: kiss*
gf/almost gf: what was that
him: January 20 bae <3
Give Your best friend your hoodie day
Me: can I have your hoodie
Bff: why
Me: it's December 20th
Bff: sh*t
Measurement of ganja that is dealt in the UK, worth £20.
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Tim: "Hey Steven how are you today, how are the wife and kids?"
John: "Yea good thanks Tim, hows things with you?"
Tim: "ah I cant really complain."
John: "oh did you here about Tom."
Tim: "Yea, sad really isn't it... just that... well he was a nice bloke.
John: "Yea."
Tim: "Oh hey, check this out, I just mugged and stabbed some 12 year old and he had a 20-bit on him wanna smoke that?"
John: "Oh boy! Sure!"
A $20 suck and fuck behind a dumpster next to a gas station. The rule is, if you're married then you get to wear a condom but usually you can fool the guy with a cheap fake ring.
I went to the 7/11 for a hot 20 but wanted a hot Carleton as well so I had to pay the extra five bucks and also buy some fried chicken and coffee from the gas station so I could have poop on my chest while having dumpster sex.
The day of Hitlers birthday
"Yo man its April 20"
"Its also hitlers birthday"
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national give a girl from another school ur hoodie day
oop it’s october 20th nows my chance
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September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.
CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”
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