23:59

Also written as: 11:59 PM

The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.

Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.

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February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

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february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

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fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.

Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”

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23 July

The kaafu-dhaalu day. This day describes the special bond of the Dhivehi letters kaafu (ކ) and dhaalu (ދ) as in:

A) The establishment of a Maldivian atoll named after the bound “kaafu-dhaalu”

B) A bound between two people, especially lovers, signified by a similar bound as the letters kaafu and dhaalu

A) On the 23 July in a future year,the new atoll of kaafu dhaalu will be built

B) The bond between Raaish and Mary since the 23 July can be described as kaafu-dhaalu.

March 23

The day you grab the ass of anyone born on this day
If you are born on this day let you ass be grabbed by your friends (only the ones allowed) whether you are a girl or boy

It's March 23

Grab his / her butt!!

March 23

National send your boyfriend arch videos and tit pics day

Just send your bf arch and tits videos on march 23

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