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Also written as: 11:59 PM
The time of day after 23:58 and before 00:00.
Random dude: Hey, what time is it?
Me: It’s 23:59.
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random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..
random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆
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I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day
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The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.
Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”
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National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf
On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.
National wheat beating day
Beat wheat on this day
"Hey bro just found a wheat field. Wanna beat?"
"sorry bro that's a bit weird"
"It's October 23rd don't worry man"
"oh ok cool let's beat"
National waffle day!! GIMME YOOOOOO WAFFLLLESSSS!!!!!!!
Person 1: ITS OCTOBER 23!!!!!
Person 2: soo???
Person 1: GIMME U WAFFLES!!!!!!!