3rd base

head or a hanjob

Dude, your a fucking pussy. It's been a month and u still haven't got to 3rd base yet

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August 3rd

People born on this day have massive cocks, their dick energy is off the charts.

Shante has a massive cock, she must have been born on august 3rd.

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December 3rd

The day where you give your crush a fist bump or a hug

Ophelia: *gives joe mama a hug and fist bump*
Joe mama: why’d u do that

Ophelia:bc it’s December 3rd

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October 3rd

National tell your crush you like them day

Tell him it’s October 3rd!

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October 3rd

Global Astolfo Day (the femboy not the other guy lmao) a day where every homosexual and heterosexual male must offer his sperm to the femboy and warrior astolfo

“Hey Brian it’s Global Astolfo Day today (October 3rd)”
“Fuck you Ayden”
“Damn”

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November 3rd

the day after November 2nd when the tallest friends get to step on their shorter friends that slapped them

Diana slapped Abbie today. She has no idea what’s coming on November 3rd.

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April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

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