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An individual or packs of individuals (called a dividual) who (a) frequent forums, and (b) have an excess of angst over things that aren't that important in the face of their impending mortality.
They are commonly found in forums where game updates are posted.
Ugh, the stupid game devs added x and y features, when are they going to fix the rubber duck being slightly too yellow bug?
*more severe case* I paid good money for this early access game! it should do my taxes for me!
*most severe case* They didn't fix my computer being too slow AGAIN :(
"Dang, that update attracted forum snobs like ants to a picnic."
"Don't read those posts, those are forum snobs, and they'll drag you down with them"
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A message board that is still online, but is practically deserted, save for a small group of people who still visit it. Normally there are large amounts of broken links, and any topics not on the front page are a few years old.
Armageddon Games Forums is a ghost forum, it's still around but it's slowly shrinking away.
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Kids involved in internet discussion forums, usually males without female contact for upwards of three weeks. This most likely results in becoming of homosexuality and bumsex.
yeah, so I don't have a girlfriend, because I'm a forum kid.
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A discord server with people of the higest class
"have you go to forum sweats?"
"yeas im ember im pro!!"
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An Australian Pokemon forum. Probably the worst Pokemon forum on the Internet.
As a Pokemon fan, I have issues with them. The website is full of arrogant, anti-religion, left-leaning people who hate people who go against the Bulbagarden "norm". I stopped going there because I couldn't take the nasty people. What a normal person might take as safe, another person might take as a crime against them.
Bulbagarden Forums is the place for you if you like Pokemon and Australia and are arrogant. If not, stay away from them.
See also: Serebii (the "god" of the Pokemon fandom)
Bulbagardener: Arceus rules! It's so cool! It's also so great to be Aussie! (starts ranting about how great Australia and Pokemon are.)
Normal Person: What's your problem? Arceus is an overgrown llama. I can tell you were on Bulbagarden Forums.
(Bulbagardener throws tantrum.)
Normal Person: Gimme a break.
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the lowest form of forum user, these "people" are so slow witted that the only insult they can muster up is to correct the grammar/spelling in someone elses post.
When Mark caught his son being a forum whiz on the dork.net forums, he promptly killed him.
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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
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User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?
Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.
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User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.
Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*
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User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...
Troll: TLDR too long, didn't read
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Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
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