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Bear j

An extremely aggressive blow job

Holy shit man this Asian chick totally gave me a bear j in the bowling ally parking lot

by naykedsleepwalker July 14, 2010


dada bear

Dada Bear is a kind, funny and weird polar bear who loves and is addicted to eating seals. He loves his family with all his heart and also loves to make parodies of songs about himself. He also has a very deep voice and has a brother at Norwich castle museum called Jeffrey!

Seals Dada Bear

by My Names Jeff 21 April 2, 2015


Them Bears

Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?

Interrogator-How 'bout them bears?
I don't know; how 'bout them bears?

by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014

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Shark Bear

1. The combination of the two greatest predators on the planet. Known to kill with a single glance.

2. The pinnacle of evolution.

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a Shark Bear?"

Guy 2: "I'm alive talking to you, so no."

by joebob16 January 21, 2010


Bear Test

(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together

"Hey Amanda, did "bob" ever pass his bear test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. He saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. Level One Bear Test... passed."

by Aunt Bina August 2, 2012


Bear Mode

A extremely muscular individual with a high level of body fat. Usually what you see in a strongman competition.

google: Mariusz Pudzianowski or Phil Pfister . a lumberjack. BEARMODE bear mode

by CHUGALUGforme March 29, 2010

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krissy bear

a term used for those special people in the world; most likely to be a nickname for that one person who is comforting and the person you go to for help when you're lost. Basically, they're the warmth and shelter you look for when you need someone to talk to.

Random Guy: You should go talk to someone about that thing you were stressing over.

Niki: Yeah, I talked to my krissy bear about it.

Note: Krissy Bear and Teddy Bear are two totally different terms.

by ucantbme219 January 2, 2008

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