Moldy Bread

a discolored, wrinkly, and stinky old person with acne problems.

Judge Judy is Moldy Bread.

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Make Bread

Make money.

John : i swear im making so much bread at the moment

Mike: make bread no cap

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Buttered the bread

When a pilot smoothly lands a plane, in touchdown zone, without and troubles.

First Officer "You sure buttered the bread there Bob"
Captain "Yes I did, yes I did"

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Boneless bread

A joke to confused your friend, its actualy just a combination of boneless and bread, bread had no bones witch is fake, its good to confused your friend if they offer you bread

Me: wanna have a bread dash?
Dash: no, i want boneless bread
Me: what?,
Dash: boneless bread!
Me: whats a boneless bread?
Dash: boneless bread, you dont know boneless bread?
Me: wha?, what?,dies of confusion

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butt bread

The end of the bread that no one wants. Located at the begining and the end of the loaf. The first and last peice.

Greg : "¿I made a sandwich Jessica, do you want it?¿"
Jessica : " Eww...you made it with the butt bread, no thanks!!!"

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rug bread

when lint gathers into one spot on a rug

there is a bunch of rug bread in that corner

pizza bread

Bread with spaghetti sauce and melted cheese on top. The best use for leftover spaghetti.

I was sick of spaghetti so I just made some pizza bread.