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When the person being teabagged donkey punches the recipient.
I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a Derby 69
When a person being teabaged donkey punches the recipient.
I got fed up of him sticking his balls in my mouth so I gave him a derby 69
Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby
1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"
2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"
When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.
I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.
derbied
/dərpiəd/
INFORMAL
exclamation
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used as a substitute for a negative verb, regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action.
Tyler Parker derbied when sending that text.