Derek Rot

A surfer/skater, who looks like a rhat but is in fact not a raht. Some common signs that one is a Derek Rot include: beenie, flannel, high socks, obey sweatshirt, vans, plasic cheap fake raybans, and long curly thin hair. WARNING: be careful calling a Derek Rot a Raht, he WILL take offence.

Derek Rot; Did you see the gnarly waves today, bro?
Normal Person: You are such a Raht, and you try to hard.
Derek Rot: I'm telling ya Terrimar was really going off.

derek trucks

One of the best guitarists we have left, and unlike Page, Van Halen, Warren Haynes and others isn't going to kick the bucker anytime soon.

Plays with the allman bro's. Plays a gibson SG that goes straight to the amp, no effects whatsoever.

Plays slide guitar.

Is the nephew to the late butch trucks, one of the original drummers for the allman bro's

derek trucks = imagine some of the most hands-down kickass guitar playing imaginable (fuck heavy metal and sweep picking, two things everybody is better off without), but without a pick.

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derek kemp

cocky smartass. he doesn't know how to treat a girl. he is however, very hot.

Damn, hes hot.
-no, thats a derek kemp, hes an asshole.

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awkward derek

When a straight male(possible in the closet)feels uncomfortable or awkward around males with their shirts off.

I walked into the locker room and immediately felt an awkward derek come over me.

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Derek Dumper

Derek dumper is a man who hates vegans, and pulled off one of the best hoax in history by creating a fake vegan festival.

Good afternoon Derek Dumper where is the festival? “Romsey town hall” ok see you soon

Derek Dumper we are here! “Theirs a bench outside wait there will be 5 mins I’m just going to the burger van does anyone want a beef burger”

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dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

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Drop the Derek

The act of smashing one's own genitals on an object or person.

1. I droped the derek on her last night
2. You give me that or I'll drop the derek on you
3. I droped the derek and broke that bitches chin
4. He droped the derek right on my ass

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