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Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty November 26, 2015


Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 24, 2021


Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 17, 2012


Donkey Ram

1. To have wild sex while having an enormous sized penis.
2. To thrust even harder during intercourse while having a huge penis.
3. To deliberately ram your penis into a vagina that is to small for it.
4. To give your woman so many inches and thickness that she ultimately inches away from you, only to fall off the bed on to the floor.

1. My girl wanted me to fuck her hard so i whipped it out and

gave her the donkey ram!

2. That girl looks like she needs a good donkey ram!

3. (adj) I got to donkey rammin' my girl so hard that i fucked her off the bed and she fell off!

by Jasonese March 3, 2013


donkeying around

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

by plattendreher February 8, 2012


Genius Donkey

The politically correct way of calling somebody a 'smart arse'

(Student to the nerd of the class after he corrected the teacher):*sigh* you are such a Genius Donkey...

by Qwantum January 7, 2010


jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous July 28, 2015