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a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.
Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.
"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"
"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."
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A person from the state of Wisconsin that decides to get behind a motor vehicle and practice the ways of Cheeseland:
-slow driving (often times in the left lane)
-changing lanes in front of a faster driver from Illinois or Minnesota just to piss them off
-drawing "HONK IF DA BEARS SUCK" on their car with crayon and expecting not to get the finger for it.
-complaining about all the out-of-staters that are coming to Wisconsin for the weekend when those "FIBs" are their main revenue source
Isn't 50 on the expressway acceptable? Why shouldn't I continue to drive in the left lane despite already getting flipped off 5 times? After all I am a Wisconsin driver!
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A driver from the state of Oregon, usually in the Portland, Salem, Eugene, Medford, and Bend areas. Are often extremely courteous and safe! This leads to having one of the lowest death rates from accidents nationwide, but can piss out of state drivers the hell off!....even other drivers from rural parts of the state. Expect people to pull out in front of you on the road and in parking lots. Expect to stop for a pedestrian in ANY situation(pedestrians have been ranked more superior than cars in Oregon, and have the right to jump in front of you on I-5 and scream bloody murder). Expect Oregon Drivers to come to a screaching halt if a mouse runs across the highway. Most importantly just remember that Oregon drivers EXPECT YOU TO BE COURTEIOUS.....and this is where the danger lies for drivers not accustomed to this pussyness version of driving
"Dude I was driving down I-5 where it turns into 10 lanes. This Oregon Driver stopped on the Freeway, jumped out of his car, and was trying to stop all lanes of traffic. A duck and it's children were trying to cross. Behind this IDIOT Oregonian was a 10 car pile-up. But he didnt care, a duck's life was more important to a human's in his distorted OREGONIAN view of the World. " - THIS REALLY HAPPENED...I SAW IT.
"Dude I was driving down a 6 lane HIGHWAY. I saw a pedestrian half a mile up....I didnt slow down because she had plenty of time to get across the street. She noticed that I didn't slow down, and then proceeded to WALK BACK INTO TRAFFIC. She stood in front of my car to make me stop, then started yelling at me....She put here life in danger just to show that in Oregon - The pedestrian is GOD." - THIS ALSO REALLY HAPPENED TO ME
outoftowner - Why does everyone drive like a retard around here?
Me - Well the Oregonian driver is its own breed of retard. A combination of liberal brainwashing, living in a bubble, marijuana smoke, femism, animal rights, and all this gay bicycle shit has combined to form one of the safest yet inefficient and annoying drivers in the world!
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The act of delivering an epic uppercut to an unexpecting female adversary.
The girl on the cleaveland bus got Bus Drivered
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Driver, hired by criminals to flee from crime scene.
You said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
(a quote from Snatch movie)
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A driver for storage hardware, such as a SATA, RAID or SCSI controller that is needed to operate the corresponding type of hard disks correctly and that is not provided by the Windows installer. Consequently, you have to provide a floppy disk that contains the driver (which therefore may not be bigger than 1.4 MB) and press F6 when the Windows installer asks you to do so.
Putting the F6 driver on the floppy is the first of many challenges but a much greater one is getting the floppy to work on a laptop without a floppy drive.
John: So, did you re-install Windows the other day?
Jim: Nah, I need an F6 driver and I don't have a floppy drive for the stupid laptop.
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