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The hours in which one may represent the equality in New Zealand.
"Wow, its really equal here in new zealand"
"It must be Real Kiwi Hours"
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Open air strip club. Specifically for truckers, australians and people from south texas. Free breakfast + beer before 7am with every lap dance.
I got a hot-carl and some pancakes at Kinky Ceara's Kiwi Kitchen last night.
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The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.
Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".
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the best snapple flavor, period queen. it's also a airpod case. and anthony is annoying.
it's strawberry kiwi time y'all!!
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A code phrase for the word rape. Mostly used when it is not "polite" to say rape, E.G. around your friend's strict parents or prude people.
That guy just strawberry kiwi blended you!
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putting your ass pucker on your partners mouth while resting you testicles in his/her eye sockets.
Never pass out at Travis' house because you might wake to the dreaded chocolate kiss with kiwi googles and there are some things you cannot unsee or untaste!
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a very far away New Zealander
"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack
"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles
"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded