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An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.
Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
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A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.
Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.
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The second worse place to live in America. Full of people who think they are better than everyone and who flee their hometowns for greener (drier) pastures.
Phoenix, AZ is for pussies.
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To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.
Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!
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A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
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See Screaming Eagle. Add one plus fire. Good times all round.
Mike: "Can you believe that stupid splitty did a flaming phoenix?"
Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"
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The Capital city of Arizona - one of the last states to become a state, because it took forever for the rest of the US to massacre the resident population of natives. Phoenix is population-wise extremely small, but so sprawled out it has become the US's largest city area-wise. Subsequently, the idiot city planners of Downtown Phoenix decided to make a fucking mess of the city, not anticipating the growth, making it a nightmare to move from one block to the other, and forgetting to get proper taxis and such. Instead, there is an overpriced light rail that is more or less the governor's toy.
Phoenix is conveniently placed in the damn center of the state, cranking out many ignorantly stupid patriots that are obsessing over border problems, even though they don't live remotely close to the border. It's probably the heat screwing with their heads anyways, since the temperature here can melt the tar in the asphalt. Speaking of which, there's actually vegetation here, surprisingly, but almost all of them are spiky to touch, such as palo verdes or cacti. anything external to the aforementioned plants and a bunch of spiky shrubs is most likely crops planted in the worst place to do so.
Really, there's no example to compare Phoenix, AZ to because no other city is as screwed up as we are.
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