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a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity
"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."
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the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.
I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.
my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.
my future boyfriend just sent me a text!
Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.
Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.
Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*
the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.
rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend
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The kind of dick you can ride every night because it fits just right.
His boyfriend dick makes me feel like Goldilocks. It's juuuuust right.
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Pokimanes boyfriend can get pussy without donating their life settings.
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changing your life / lifestyle to match that of your new girlfriend. matching your girlfriend's likes and dislikes and forgetting yours
James is a boyfriend chameleon, b/c he used to drink and jerk off to the iPhone, but now he doesn't drink and has a blackberry b/c of his gf.
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