Fig

Truly one of the most talented and creative individuals to have existed in this world. Can make amazing dnd sessions as well as beautiful artwork. Makes everyone proud just to by existing.

I am so proud to have Fig as my child. I don’t know what I could have done without them.

Fig

The worst slur of all slurs. A derogatory term for someone of a lower social class/stature of yourself.

“Glenda is a stupid fig!”
“What did you say???”

fig

shortcut for figure.

Mandy: What am I supposed to do with these?
Daryl: I dunno. Fig it out yourself.

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

picking her fig

pulling on a woman’s tampon string in order to elicit a verbal response

“yo, did you hear about kevin and amber? he was picking her fig last night while she was asleep.”

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

sugar fig

When a girl puts something sweet, like chocolate or caramel sauce, on your dick before giving you a blow job.

"Dude, Jessica gave me such a great sugar fig last night"