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The most useless thing of all time.
Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.
Ahmed's mask is a powerful being. It is an alien who has taken over the body of a man named Ahmed but continues to pretend to just be a mask. The mask controls Ahmed's body and what he thinks. There are no known sightings of Ahmed without this mask. There is no known cure for Ahmed.
Guys I think Ahmed is being possessed by an EVIL mask.
NOOOOOOOOO
Ahmed's Mask must be stopped.
An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.
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A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car
Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone
Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker
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When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.
I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.
Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton
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A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.
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Men In Masks are a bunch of gay men in ski masks who have sexs with boys.
www.meninmasks.com
Whoa, dude! Did you see those men in masks sucking cock? That's pretty TIGHT!
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