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1 man 1 jar

One of the most legendary shock videos on the internet. Probably don't watch it.

It starts with a naked guy walking up to a jar naked. He then sits on the jar and it goes up his ass. But then something goes wrong. It cracks. It cracks some more. Then it shatters. Blood starts pouring out of his ass. Buy this man does not make a single sound. And apparently he went to work an hour later.

Person 1: Have you seen 1 man 1 jar?
Person 2: Yes, unforunately

by Ultamik3y and his Honda Civic September 1, 2021

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


+1

the '+1' term was first used in the slashdot news community, to simulate moderation of a user-submitted comment.

mod it +1 interesting

by rsqdfsd September 5, 2007

4πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


1 guy 1 cup

The story of a true Russian hero.

1 guy 1 cup is a video of one Alexey Tatarov, who squats over a glass jar, sliding it up his asshole. The jar shatters inside his ass, and then for the rest of the video, he is shown pulling the glass shards out as it bleeds profusely. One of the most disturbing aspects is the fact that he doesn't even scream, or make a sound. All you can hear is the glass shards crunching in his insides.

And for those who think he died from it, no he didn't. The dude fixed himself up after recording and went to work an hour later, like a true Russian.

Guy 1: Just watched 1 guy 1 cup, I think I'm gonna gouge out my eyes.

Guy 2: Ugh. Same bro.

by BX56 June 19, 2022


1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

The most horrific video out there. Involves a man, supposedly the same man from 1 guy 1 jar pulling a screwdriver out of his penile organ (and/or penis hole). The terror does not stop there. He then squeezes his penis and blood squirts all over the place. ALL. OVER. THE PLACE.

Scott: Hellolo! Did you see that amazing video, 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver?

Joe: No sir! What is it?

Scott: Let's watch!

(Goes to watch it)

Joe: WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by idkagoodname222 May 23, 2010

471πŸ‘ 179πŸ‘Ž


1 priest 1 nun

A nun is eating the shit out of a priest's ass because she says that she's swallowing the evil from him. They were both German.

Guy 1: I found this video called 1 Priest 1 Nun, we should watch it.

Guy 2: Ok
After the vid-
Guy 1: Ugh!!! That was sick.

Guy 2: Ya it was.

by shocked3490 June 19, 2010

193πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


2+1+1=3

A disorder of the mind that comes from drinking Pepsi in the wee hours of the morn, which normally results in:
Burping through your nose
Laughing repeatedly for 15 minutes straight
Making strange sound effects
Licking phones and frog Beanie Babies when Orlando Bloom is sighted on the TV Guide Channel.

Lennon and I had a 2+1+1=3 this morning that lasted for an hour or more.

by Nicole McGalliard July 8, 2004

32πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Timmylations 1:1

man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one

: nah bro same zobor different color

Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance

by TimmylationsπŸ™πŸΎ December 1, 2021

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