candy blow

candy blow

Noun: the combination of marijuana and LSD
Verb: to smoke marijuana while high on LSD

candy blow

Noun: the combination marijuana and LSD
Verb: to smoke marijuana while high on LSD

John: We did some candy blowing before watching Star Wars in the cinema. Wicked Night!

John Blowe

The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.

Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.

blow stamps

฿low Stamp noun.

/blō•stamp/

1. A LEET-ish speak word for 'bitcoin' accidentally coined by a 94-year-old grandmother on October 29, 2013.

Hey sonny, what are me blow stamps worth these days?

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get blowed

v. to smoke marijuana; become high, intoxicated from.

"I had to get blowed before i chilled with my grandma."

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farmer's blow

The process of plugging one nostril, and blowing air out of the other, in order to shoot out mucus. In order to make this technique successful, you must use great force, otherwise you will just look retarded when you have one nostril covered and are breathing heavily in front of your friends. But if you get that dang snot of of there...you will be known as a stud.

Jim had a nasty cold, and didn't have any tissues. He decided a farmer's blow would do lots of good, until he shot it on his girlfriend's prime rib.

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Mind Blowing

Feeling or Expression when you get shocked, surprised, unexpected or destroyed, devastated in your whole life , pleasure, excited (in sex) when you reach an orgasm, or sadness that may cause something like explosion in your mind or anything else...

Hey buddy, I have a nice surprise for you
What is it?
We are goin' to Hawaii together next week
OMG, that's really mind blowing , I really surprised man you just made my day.

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blow a load

when a man squirts his man juices out of his erect penis

"dude i blew a load on your sisters face last night"

"shit i blew a load all over my keyboard"

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