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Rod Simp

Someone who loves Rod, and would do anything for him.

Koda: Rod, I love him, I can't stop thinking about him.

Lewis: You Rod simp!

by TheIdoticOne March 30, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


lightning rod

During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.

The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.

I followed the lightning rod while maintaining a steady 80 MPH until it eventually disappeared.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rod of Forgiveness

A priest tool given by god to forgive the children of the world that have sinned. The rod is usually given through a hole in the confession booth.
As the child is stating his sins the preist will then thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into the ass of the child. Once the Holy White Juice is released the child is forgiven.

Confessions anyone? Let the kind man remove his collar and thrust his Rod of Forgiveness into your ass and smite it until the Holy White Juice cleans you of sin.

by KILLKEV November 20, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


d rod

A dick, shlong, johnson, etc.

Yo, this chick was all up on the d-rod

by MoL4sho April 20, 2004

59๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clunge Rod

Tampon

I am spitting ketchup, please may I borrow a Clunge Rod?

by abc998877 January 28, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rod Luck

To punch a woman in the mouth

"My wife just kept nagging me and during a drunken rage I Rod Lucked her in the mouth."

by Timmy Vanderslice May 14, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


P-Rod

nickname for paul rodriguez jr.hot down-ass skater for girl skateboards and nike sb. son of the famous comedian paul rodriguez sr. lives in chatsworth.

yo i saw P-Rod skating tha other day man!

by wherethafckisizzy December 28, 2005

89๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž