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A £1,271 party trick. Amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. Then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
Macbook air owner: Look! It fits into this envelop! How cool is that?
Person: Nice, what do you do on your macbook air?
Macbook air owner: Huh?
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Any kind of cologne or body spray, used for freshening up quickly
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Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.
Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.
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The method of giving a blow job while in the handicap stall of the restroom. The female spreads eagle and uses the handicap bars as support while giving head to the guy as he sits on the toilet.
Dude, she gave some crazy air dome.
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Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.
"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."
The noise that a computer speaker makes when a mobile telephone is sending or receiving data.
Oi Dave, is that your phone causing the digital air?
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a nicer way of saying 'fanny fart' or 'queef' just to make the lady sound more elegant and less embarassed.
sorry i just realeased a bit of petal air there