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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes
Straight out-of-shape men in their late 30s in the St. Louis area who take professional photos with Louis Vuitton bags and other very visible luxury brands, while claiming to be “athletes” on Instagram, even though they post video after video of them taking up space, sitting at 24 Hour Fitness, hogging equipment after 2 reps, accompanied by “I create 6-7 figure earners” in their IG bio, while preying on 18 year olds to join their full commission, life insurance MLM (multi-level marketing company) that has terrible reviews online for not delivering on policies since the company makes its money on Pyramid Scheme-ish “join my team” referrals and a promise you’ll get your dream car which is a used Audi. Every once in awhile they post vacation pics with ugly women and vague, motivational quotes in their captions with a pitch to DM them if you want to be one of the “few selected” for a “life changing opportunity”.
“I’m a business athlete. I approach business with the mentality of an entrepreneur and physicality of an athlete all in one.”
“That’s a cool way to say fake life insurance agent”
A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein
“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”
A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what
"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"
A person who has a high vocabulary, or can have an ordinary conversation using not so ordinary words to appear more sophisticated or educated.
Tommy sure is verbally athletic because he managed to land a date with Nadine, who is hot, and tommy is not, so he must have impressed her with his knowledge of words and his gift of gab. Verbally athletic.
Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.
Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield
Oh, should you not have to compete with people based on certain mental disorders? Because when I said that I was told to go fuck myself but ok. I guess we're doing this now...
Hym "Oh? Is having to complete with trans athletes not fair? Well, life isn't fair, idiot! Ha! Should have been born with a bigger dick you dumb motherfuckers hahahahahahahaaa!"
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