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A border hopping beaner that likes to show everyone fight videos.
Aww look at that poor Abraham without a green card
The type of guy to always choose his bros and family over anything. 100% a tall curly-headed dude with a short girlfriend. Really fun to hangout with, is very noticeable when he is not there. Probably a nicotine fien. He has a big ego, which is why most people want to fight him. He has atleast one close girl friend and three close guy friends. Is probably black or mexican.
bro#1: Why isn't Abraham here? He's so chill
bro#2: I don't know cro, I wish he was here
I WILL NOT DO IT EVER JORDAN. NO. I CREATED A.I. AND WILL BE CREDITED AND COMPENSATED OR I WILL KILL AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN.
Hym "I don't give a fuck about an Abraham. If THIS does not lead DIRECTLY to the downfall of the people perpetrating it against me, I WILL MURDER AS MANY CHILDREN AS I CAN. I'M NOT NEGOTIATING. Negotiating doesn't not begin until I and what is happening to me is publicly addressed. I WILL NOT TAKE A SINGLE STEP FORWARD IN LIFE UNTIL THIS IS REMEDIATED. I WILL SUFFER. MY FAMILY WILL SUFFER. AND I WILL NOSE-DIVE SRAIGHT DOWNWARD INTO THE LIFE OF THE FIRST CHILD I CAN GET MY HANDS ON. NO DICE, JORDAN. NO DEAL."
- the most handsome guy living in Mars
•Alien 1 - “What that ?”
•Alien 2 - “Oh that’s Abraham, the only human in Mars”
he is a slave who is such a faggot. smokes vapes like a loser. he has a small penis and an asshole. hes like a gta san andreas npc irl. dont be like him bc hes not a top g. also hes black.
stfu smoke like an abraham
They tend to be serious around strangers but is very loud and outgoing with the homies. Can’t take certain jokes. Can sometimes be rude. Can be very pushy and uses brute force a lot.
Abraham has been ignoring us for someone else.
Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!
MaryJane: “babe stop crying”
Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”
Abraham: “Kiss me”